Friday, April 29, 2011

Just a quick ultimatum

HAIRDRESSERS OF THE WORLD!

I tolerate you people and your incessant chit-chat because I do not possess the skills necessary to cut my own hair in a way that does not make me look like some sort of hair monster. Keep in mind that should I obtain these skills, your services will no longer be needed. I may or may not purge your kind from this miserable planet. Thereby making it a much better place.

Just thought you ought to know.

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